'We can't talk to you because you're dead': Tax office blunder 'kills off' mother-of-two

There's a lot to like about this story, but I think my favourite part is that the stamp on the letter almost says 'Priority Cocks Team'. Marvellous.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1288315/Tax-office-blunder-kills-mother-two.html

Two car crashes leave woman with 24 hour memory that makes her think it's 1994 EVERY morning

After what feels like forever, the good people of the Mail oblige us with some sad face action. 1994's not a bad year to have on constant re-wind - Mandela gets elected, grunge music eventually goes away and OG Fred West makes a name for himself.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1285535/Two-car-crashes-leave-Michelle-Philpots-24-hour-memory.html